2001
Album The Early Four Track Recordings
Kindercore
- 1 Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath
- 2 Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath
- 3 Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap
- 4 Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap
- 5 Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub
- 6 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
- 7 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub
- 8 Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub
- 9 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue
- 10 Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet
- 11 Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub
- 12 Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head Off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan
- 13 Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
- 14 Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs A Tree
- 15 Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom
- 16 Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom