if I could walk, I'd be a miner
if I could talk, I'd be a preacher

if I was a preacher,
tell you what: I'd save a million souls - even you
if I was a miner,
tell you what: I'd be a damn good one

This ain't (?)
(?) a joke...
got us all worked up...
and left us naked out here in the sun

but who could say it's sad?
I attach no importance to it,
just because of my hand,
just because of my shriveled little hand...
I could be a baseball player.

doesn't surprise me now,
even though we had a map,
took three days to find...
(?)
Taylor from Pizmo...

at the dog and pony show