Youre the devils daughter in disguise
So dont try to hide the fire in your eyes
You must be stupid cause you just dont have a clue
Even hell frozen over is warmer than my love for you
When all those aggies move to austin
And beaumont is covered in snow
When the wind dont blow in amarillo
Darlin then you can come back home
You sure can shake your little round behind
But your hour glass figure wont buy my time
You know how to work it lord knows its worked before
This time you leave your butt will have the imprint of the front door
When all those aggies move to austin
And beaumont is covered in snow
When the wind dont blow in amarillo
Darlin then you can come back home
When fort worth is east of dallas
And texans forget the alamo
When lubbock opens up a ski resort
And the brazos is straighter than an arrow
When all those aggies move to austin
And beaumont is covered in snow
When the wind dont blow in amarillo
Darlin then you can come back home
When all those aggies move to austin
And beaumont is covered in snow
When the wind dont blow in amarillo
Darlin then you can come back home
But dont hold your breath
Then you can come back home
