We're so sorry, Uncle Albert,
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain;
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert,
But there's no one left at home
And I believe it's gonna rain.

We're so sorry, but we haven't heard a thing all day;
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert,
But if anything should happen we'll be sure to give a ring.

(Spoken) We're so sorry, Uncle Albert,
But we haven't done a bloody thing all day;
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert,
But the kettle's on the boil
And we're so easily called away.

Hands across the water, (water),
Heads across the sky.
Hands across the water, (water),
Heads across the sky.

Admiral Halsey notified me,
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea,
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie.


Hand across the water, (water),
Heads across the sky.
Hand across the water, (water),
Heads across the sky.

Live a little, be a gypsy, get around, (get around),
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around.
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around,(get around),
Get your feet up off the ground,
Live a little, get around.

Hands across the water (water),
Heads across the sky,
Hands across the water (water),
Heads across the sky.