R: Shot gun Willie sits around in his underwear
Bitin’ on a bullet, pullin’ out all of his hair
Shotgun Willie’s got all of his family there

1. Well you can’t make a record if you ain’t got nothing to say
You can’t make a record if you ain’t got nothin’ to say
You can’t play music if you don’t know nothin’ to play
R:

2. John T. Floores was a-workin’ for the Ku Klux Klan
At 6 foot 5 John T was a helluva man
Made a lot of money sellin’ sheets on the family plan
R: