Shorty

Oh god how fun to be the one,
I'm so sad to say
you're nice and all,
But you're too tall,
I have to go now

It always happens to me, always
They feel attracted to me, Shorty
Always, they say

If you go, I go with you
If you stay, I'll wait
If you don't know,
I consider this a date

I stayed and she waited for me,
No chance to get away
I tried to think,
Another drink, might help me

It always happens to me, always
They feel attracted to me, Shorty
Always, they say

If you go, I go with you
If you stay, I'll wait
If you don't know,
I consider this a date

Stuck in the bar,
I couldn't get far,
She was still there smiling
"It's not me being tall, it's you,
You're small, I like that"

It always happens to me, always
They feel attracted to me, Shorty
Always, they say

If you go, I go with you
If you stay, I'll wait
If you don't know,
I consider this a date