I went to the museum and stood on a chair
Some girl drew a crowd by what she didn't wear
She made everybody look up there
It was a naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs
All the way down she was up in the air
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs
It was a naked girl right in my face
High class culture all over the place
My watch stopped tickin', shoes came unlaced
When I watched her trippin' down a staircase
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs
All the way down she was up in the air
It was a naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
It looked like a mistake at a steeplechase
A busted flywheel at stock car race
I fell in love at a terrible pace
When someone gave her a shove down a staircase
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs
All the way down she was up in the air
It was a naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs
All the way down she was up in the air
It was a naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
Ahahaha
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
Naked girl fallin' down the stairs!
