Hello

So welcome to the world, yeah...
All you late-comers, just step onboard
I'm happy, glad you came
So welcome home again!

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad

Hello Peter, hello Paul
Saints and sinners, welcome all
Tommy Cannon and Bobby Ball
Hello, hello, hello, hello

Consider, if you will
This great big question, unanswered still
Oh, can you spot the difference that lies between
The colour blue and the colour green?

Sometimes I feel we must be going mad

Little Richard, little Nell
Willy Wonka and William Tell
Salman Rushdie and Kym Mazelle
Hello, hello, hello, hello...

So welcome to the team
Oh, have you worked it out yet?
Yeah - the riddle, I mean
What's the answer?
It's plain to see - blue is blue and it always will be

Sometimes I feel that the whole world's going mad

Mork and Mindy, Brian Hayes
Barry Humphries and Paris Grey
Little Neepsie, Chris and do
Hello, hello, hello, hello...

Billy Corkhill, Vince Hilaire
Freddie Flintstone, Fred Astaire
Desmond Tutu, Steve and Claire
Hello, hello, hello, hello...

Charlie Parker, Charlie Brown
Leslie Crowther, come on down
Mary Wilson, Di and Flo
Hello, hello, hello, hello...

Sir Bufton Tufton, Jean Paul Sartre
Zippy, Bungle, Jeffrey Archer
Andre Previn and the lso
Hello, hello, hello, hello...

Hello!