Met a girl on Tinder,
About a year ago.
Ass felt like a beanbag,
Stinky down below.
She never got a call back,
I couldn't get on that fattie.

Yeah, I went golfing 3 days later,
Guess who shows up as my caddy.
Poontang Boomerang,
Just can't throw her away!
Dump her ass on a friday night,
She's back by saturday.
Sing it!
Poontang Boomerang...

My friend was getting married,

It was pretty obvious she wanted some of me.
I tried it just one time,
I would make an exception.
Then she tried to suck my balls
at her wedding reception.

Poontang Boomerang,
Give that shit a
But I can almost guarantee
I'm gonna end up with that girl
Poontang Boomerang,
Thought about going again.
But Boomerang wang is worst, they say!

You can chug that whore,
If you can fuck no more.
But you better watch out Jack,
'Cause that ass is comin' back.
If you trying to get it around
You can take the next but outta town,
But you can't get firin' up away
That bitch will find you any day.
Change your name to Country Hair,
Move away to Chimbo too.
But I am telling you right now
That boomerang tang will follow you.
You can chug that whore,
If you don't wanna fuck no more.
But you better look out jack
'Cause that ass is comin' back.

Poontang Boomerang,
That she never fails!
Sure as bear shits in the woods,
And seal bones have sails.
Poontang Boomerang,
Better wash that real quick.
Bo-bo-boomerang is out there dangerous
Down under on your dick.
Poontang Boomerang,
Oh yeah!
Poontang Boomerang,
Poontang Boomerang,
Poontang Boomerang,
Aw yeah!