If You Really, Really Love Me

If you really really really really love me
Then you really really really gotta show me
Don't whine when I put it in your booty
Or if I'm up all night playin call of duty

Never hassle me because I'm unemployed
If I sleep all day don't get annoyed
Then I'll know that you really really really
Really really really love me.

If you really really want to make me feel nice
Don't ever make me have ask twice
Let me have the keys to your mercedes
Don't get mad when I bring home some ladies
If I get fat and look like an egg
Lie to me tell me I'm in great shape
Then I'll know that you really really really really really
Really love me.

If you wonder what I did with the rent
Just consider it money well spent
Bought trunks and a new surfboard
Just go tell you dumb landlord
That you love me
You really love me

If I have sex with your friend Melanie
Don't act like it's some kind of felony
It's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity
It happens to a lot of guys like tiger woods and me
Just be happy that I'm hung like a horse
And you to ride the pony of course
Then you'll know that I'm really really
Really really really fond of you too

When you think it's really suckie girl
All your friends say your lucky girl
Got a man who's hot they say
All the girls wanna be with me
Cause they love me they really really love me
Yes they do

If you really really really really really love me
You never make me hang out with your family
Your mom sucks and your dad really hates me
When I try to borrow money he berates me
They think I'm too old for you
Cause your 19 and I'm 52
Can't they see that you really really really really really really
Love me.
If you really love me.