Tie a couple lassos around those tits
Pour syrup on her ass like she`s chicken and grits
Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx
Bring a german shepard on into the mix

Yeah!

Anything goes!
Anything goes!

Paint your fucking cock like a barber pole
Send a GoPro up your own butthole
Dress your bitch up like a butch marine
Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean

Yeah!

Anything goes!
I say anything goes!

Break out the whips
Candle wax
Chains and weed whackers
Baby don`t hold back!

Anything goes!
Anything goes!

Fuck you from behind
Fuck you from below
Fuck you from up above
But anything goes with other bitches too
so baby don`t fall in love

Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls
Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls
Steal a saturn and fuck an astronauts
Zero G anal and weitghtless cumshots

Anything goes!
Fucking anything goes!

Break out the tanks,
Hand grenades
Minus Charlie Sheen cuz I don`t want AIDS

Anything goes!
Baby anything goes!
Honey anything goes!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking monkey fuckers, anything goes!