Nobody asking me questions
Nobody planning a coup
Nobody with their suggestions of what not to do

Nobody taking our picture
Nobody turning the screw
It's our little secret, just us two

Outside of this room there's a cold war
But you'll never know it in here
There's just no defense, the heats too intense
And oh, how it rises whenever you're near

Yes, every president has one
A pleasure that's strictly taboo
It's our little secret, just us two

Come here, baby

No FBI getting nervous (Mmmmm...)
No CIA peeking through (Peeking through)
I have my own Secret Service to take care of you
(To take care of me, yeah, me...)
No one from Time or from News Week...

To document our rendezvous
It's our little secret, just us two

In politics you must be careful

You bedfellow may be a shot

From the left, from the right
Baby, turn off the light

It's easy to do what you must in the dark

So let's do it now for our country (Oh, for
our country)
And raise the old red, white and...

...blue
It's our little secret, just us two
Just us two
Just us two

Shhhh!