1. You walked into a party like you are walking on to a yacht
You hat strategically dipped below one eye your scarf it was an a-pri-cot
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner and

R: You're so vain you prob'ly think this song is about you
You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you don't you don't you

2. You had me several years ago when I was still quite na - ive
Well you said that we make such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee and

R: You're so vain...

3. Well I hear you went up to Saratoga & your horse nat'rally won
Then you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not you're wit
Some under world spy or the wife of a close friend wife of a close friend and

R: You're so vain...