We are gathered here today to pour scorn on inhumanity's weaknesses and foibles
A fear of cellars, crypts, and caves
Underground hollow evacuated lecture theatre
Shadow strewn interior
Abandoned gas house
Topomaniac genophobia dispophobia gymophobia philophobia
Scholophobia phenophobia panophobia
Our leader fears the dark - have a nasty night! Hirsute!
Lazy long nosed decadent pink skinned gigantic Englishmen Jay ay pee know nose job