If you leave your car
In Detroit for a minute it's gone
But it's alright
The city is great
They'll get it one day
They just need some gays

(Let's give Detroit a make-over! )

You know Mexico
Is a piece of shit
Where nobody knows
How to speak English
Do they all come here
But they need some queers
And some Jews to go there

(Crunching numbers take it over here we go now)

Haiti looking like a turd bowl
Shake it up and make it good

They need some Jews and faggots
Get them some Jews and faggots
They want some jews and faggots

Pennsylvania has no Jews
Netherland's a homeless dump

They need some Jews and faggots
So they can do their taxes
They want some jews and faggots

You know Africa
Can be fixed
It's full of retards
Throwing sticks
And they all have AIDS
So they leave out the gays
But Jews would be great

(I brought some bagels, who's hungry?)

In Libya
They fighting
And in Syria
They rioting
The whole middle east
Is like N*** please
And over in Greece
They're like... I don't know
What is their fucking problem?

Manhattan has enough gay homos
Hollywood has tons of dough
They got some Jews and faggots
Like that one dude, Bob Saget
Yes he's a Jew and a faggot

Harlem's even wore tan Compton
Atlanta's even worse than them
They want some Jews and faggots
No I said Jews not black kids
Jews and faggots

El Salvador
Is a piece of crap
Help them all
They need some Jews and fags
Like faggot Seacrest
And Jewbag Biebitch
This video needs cleavage

Puerto Rico
Is full of crime
Fix it up
One gay Jew at a time
And if I ever see a bitch
Trying to take some free shits
I'm going to rape and skeet quick

(Yeah! Yeah! *splick*)

The I run fucking fast

Send the gays to fix up Cleveland
I sort of just don't want them here
They need some Jews and faggots
Get them some Jews and faggots
They want some Jews and faggots

Vatican has no gays or Jews
They got tons of young gay boys
They want some Jews and faggots
Get them some Jews and faggots
They got some Jews and faggots