1. The freakiest show I know
is the show of my own
Living my life in and
out of the twilight zone

R: Bust my britches
Bless my soul
I'm a freak of nature
Walking totem pole
Look and see I think you'll agree
Nobody weird like me

2. Intercourse with a porpoise
is a dream for me
Hell bent on
inventing a new species

R: Bust my britches...

3. Riding down the path
on the back of a giraffe
Me and the giraffe laughed
'cause I passed some gas

R: Bust my britches...

4. Enchanted as a rabbit
that my life is a dream
Well everything is
never just as it seems

5.=1.