1. Her green plastic watering can
For her fake chinese rubberplant
In fake plastic earth
That she bought from a rubberman
In a town full of rubber plans
To get rid of itself

R: It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out
It wears her out

2. She lives with a broken man
A cracked polysterene man
Who just crumbles and burns

He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins and

R: It wears him out (4x)

3. She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love

But I can't help the feeling
I could blow through the ceiling
If I just turn and run

R: It wears me out (4x)

If I could be who you wanted
If I could be who you wanted

All the time
All the time, ah ah ah