Laid here with the advertising sliding past my eyes
Llike cartoons from other peoples lives
I start to wonder what it takes to be a man
Well I learned to drink and I learned to smoke
And learned to tell a dirty joke
If that´s all there is then there´s no point for me

So please can I ask just why we´re alive ?
´Cos all that you do seems such a waste of time
And if you hang around too long you´ll be a man, tell me about it
Your car can get up to a hundred and ten
You´ve got nowhere to go but you´ll go there again
And nothing ever makes no difference to a man

So you stumble into town and hold your stomach in
Show them what you´ve got tho´they´ve seen everything
Yeah you´re a beauty but they´ve seen your type before
You´ve got no need but still you want
So go and book that restaurant
The wine will flow and then you´ll just fly away

So please can I ask…etc.
Nothing ever makes no difference to a man
That´s what I am