Sweet, little honey, I must confess
Got myself in a terrible mess
I got a new tattoo, two black eyes
Missing one tooth, but you should see the other guy
Girl I must admit, I don't remember much
Someone must have served me a knockout punch
Cops swooped me up off the ground
Now could you come and get me from the lost and found

Uh oh, I fucked it up again
Oh baby, where do I begin?
Uh oh, I fucked it up again
I did a real good job!

I'm really not sure, if you've had enough
Lately I know I've been pushing my luck
Remember that time I said I'd take you on a date
I showed up drunk about three days late
I'll do my best, gonna make this right
Girl, you gotta know that you're the love of my life
So this right here is my apology
So while you're on the line, can you come and get me?

Uh oh, I fucked it up again
Oh baby, where do I begin?
Uh oh, I fucked it up again
I did a real good job!

Uh oh, I fucked it up again
Oh baby, where do I begin?
Uh oh, I fucked it up again
I did a real good job!

There's nothing I wouldn't do
To take it all back and make it up to you
Please just give me one more chance
Cause you're the only girl that I ever wanna see

You can take the house, you can take the dogs
You can take the cat, you can take the cars
I don't give a fuck what you do
Just get the fuck out of my life and we're through

Uh oh, I fucked it up again
Oh baby, where do I begin?
Uh oh, I fucked it up again
I did a real good job!

Uh oh, I fucked it up again
Oh baby, where do I begin?
Uh oh, I fucked it up again
I did a real good job!

Uh oh, I fucked it up again
Oh baby, where do I begin?
Uh oh, I fucked it up again
I did a real good job!

Uh oh, I fucked it up again
Oh baby, where do I begin?
Uh oh, I fucked it up again
I did a real good job!

Uh oh, I fucked it up again
Oh baby, where do I begin?
Uh oh, I fucked it up again
I did a real good job!