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My father lives in Arabia
And I live right here at my school
I took his plane to Columbia
So I could sell at my school
It's weird at my school
Weird at my school [3x]
My mother's glad that I am here
So she can visit my school
I can't believe she's so pretty
I'm a son of a bitch at my school
Weird at my school [4x]
And my best friend, my cousin Eleanor
She lives far away from the doors of my school
And often times, you know I fantasize
That I have sex with the nuns at my school
It's weird at my school
Weird at my school [7x]