Like Leo in The Revenant
Abel in that Bible bit
Revenge is sweet, isn't it?
I really, really hope for it
I know that it won't fix a thing
A song like this that I could sing for you

All the feels you make me do
A nightmare fucking coming true
I wish I was a lawyer, I would sue you
Sue you, take your dog, take your house, take your shoes, take your heart
Now here comes that singing part

I'm daydreaming
Let me count the ways
How I'll get you, or how I'll make you pay
Babe, I'm hurting and now you'll feel the same
That's my plan, that's my plan, that's my plan

We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
Together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
Together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet

Now here's where girlfriends come in hand
Especially those that understand
Crime's a crime but listen man
Really cannot give a damn
We've all been through this kind of thing
Say the word we make it sting for him
He can't just get away with it
Eye for eye you piece of shit
You treat us like a garbage pit
Let me at him, wait for it, wait for it...
Here's that singing part again

I'm daydreaming
Let me count the ways
How I'll get you, or how I'll make you pay
Babe, I'm hurting and now you'll feel the same
That's my plan, that's my plan, that's my plan

We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
Together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
We could do revenge revenge, revenge, revenge
Together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet

Well, in the beginning
We felt like we was meant to be
I fell for you and skinned my knee
But Hell with any injury
Eventually you'll get up gingerly
It feels like it'll take a century to heal
But just know that I will
But fuck trying to make amends
I'd rather take revenge
You're stickin' safety pins inside my atrium
Your day begins at 8pm
You hit the ATM in my Mercedes Benz
With all your lady friends, whores
Hit the club and you go out don't know a sum
'Cause when I calculate the times
You cheated and I total up all the amounts
It doesn't add up 'cause you say that
Just giving out your number doesn't count
Then see me with someone new
Get mad and flip it look how bad you spin it
First you turn your back on me
Then tell me that I stabbed you in it
Stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it
Stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it, slut
So when you're driving, driving to his house
And you pass me while I'm driving to hers
Just remember, you cheated on me first
You're a whore, you're a whore
This is war, fellas, ladies

We could do revenge, revenge, revenge, revenge
Together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet (so sweet, oh)
We could do revenge revenge, revenge, revenge
Together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet

Fuck yeah
Fuck, no!