1. Big man - pig man!
Cha, cha! Charade you are!
You well heeled big wheel!
Cha, cha! Charade you are!
And when your hand is on your heart
you're nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker.
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying: Keep on digging!
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find,
when you're down in the pig mine?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry!
2. Bus stop, rat bag
Cha, cha! Charade you are!
You fucked up old hag!
Cha, cha! Charade you are!
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You're hot stuff with a hat pin
and good fun with a hand gun
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry!
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3. Hey you, Whitehouse!
Cha, cha! Charade you are!
You house proud town mouse!
Cha, cha! Charade you are!
You're trying to keep our feelings of the street
You're nearly a real treat
All tight lips cold feet
And do you feel abused?
... you!
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you're nearly a treat
Mary you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry!
