I Got No iPhone

I hate my life and I wanna die
I ain't got no iPhone
My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide
I ain't got no iPhone

I hate my life and I wanna die
I ain't got no iPhone
My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide
I ain't got no iPhone

Like a boat cap-sizin'
No hope on the horizon
Got a two-year contract
And I'm stuck on Verizon

I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone

I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone
I got no iPhone

(I got no iPhone) I hate my life and I wanna die
(I got no iPhone) (It's 2009 people, and everybody should have an iPhone) I ain't got no iPhone
(I got no iPhone) My heart is breakin', thinkin' suicide
(I got no iPhone) (Aw) I ain't got no iPhone