She looks like a doll of Dracula's bride
Doesn't dare say hello, wouldn't dare say goodbye
Couldn't care for the joys and don't stand for the lies
Friends holding judges to look at the part
But don't get close enough to be that on her mind
She can't get close enough, so they left with the tide

Obviously, she's got it together so nicely
Obviously, a living legend that might not breathe here

Except for her hair, she's slim figured and fair
And the neck you would lick only given the chance
She's a cult porno queen in a mainstream romance
She's a dainty young lass, she's a bite on the head
All mixed up in a view of you two in her bed
That she's a cult porno queen that's been pulled from this dream

Obviously, she's got it together so nicely
Obviously, a living legend you might not believe here

Except for her hair, she's slim figured and fair
And the neck you would lick only given the chance
She's a cult porno queen in a mainstream romance
She's a dainty young lass, she's a bite on the head
All mixed up in a view of you two in her bed
That she's a cult porno queen that's been pulled from this dream

Obviously, she's got it together so nicely
Obviously, a living legend you might not believe

Obviously, she's got it together so nicely
Obviously, a living legend you might not believe here