1. We wrote this song, it's not too short it's not too long
it's got backup vocals in just the right places
it's got a few oohs and ahhs and it takes a little pause
just before I sing the second chorus

R: Please play this song on the radio

2. Almost every line is sung in time and almost every verse ends in a rhyme
only problem we had was writing enough words
ooh ahh...
but that's OK cause the chorus is comin up again now

R: Please... (2x)

(solo)
(I don't know it, you can improvise)

R: Please...

3. Right about this time some shithead will be drawin a fat fuckin line
over the title on the backsleeve, what an asshole!
so mr. DJ i hope you already made your segway
or the FCC is gonna take a shit right on your head

R: Can't play this song on the radio...