They're always doing fry
Trying to get me high
I felt the pressure, but I never did
They used to call me dude
Put it in my food
I had the munchies when I was a kid (go!)

My dad was something else
Took my squirt gun and made it a bong
My teacher smelled my clothes
They think I'm one of those
My mom's Alice B. Toklas, my dad's Tommy Chong

My sister's name
Is Mary-Jane
And mine's Bud
Mine's Bud