1. And if you save yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep in a jar
And you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with dust
And you'll think you're happy now
R: You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
The clue that came to you, oh
2. And if you kill yourself
You will think you're happy
He'll keep you in a jar
Then you'll make him happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with dust
And you'll think you're happy now
R: You're in a laundry room...
R: You're in a laundry room...
3. And if you fool yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
And you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll seem happy
You'll wallow in the shit
Then you'll think you're happy now
R: You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
The clue that came to you, oh
You will make him happy
He'll keep in a jar
And you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with dust
And you'll think you're happy now
R: You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
The clue that came to you, oh
2. And if you kill yourself
You will think you're happy
He'll keep you in a jar
Then you'll make him happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll think you're happy
He'll cover you with dust
And you'll think you're happy now
R: You're in a laundry room...
R: You're in a laundry room...
3. And if you fool yourself
You will make him happy
He'll keep you in a jar
And you'll think you're happy
He'll give you breathing holes
Then you'll seem happy
You'll wallow in the shit
Then you'll think you're happy now
R: You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
You're in a laundry room
The clue that came to you, oh