Deadly Tedium 
Comes to me 
When I am With you 
Deadly Tedium 
Takes a hold 
Feeling glum 
Step by step 
The day that I can find the guts to leave 
You and let 
Let you go, that day 
That day, oh yes that day, 
I think I could 
Think that I Fi- -na- -lly 
Could 
See 
Deadly Tedium 
Put into 
The English 
I’ll take my leave 
Of course there's really nothing to say 
When we’re horizontal
But we don't have anything to say
When we’re vertical 
So to kill the time 
Between some sex and the next
I take my newspaper and biro 
And I fill In the a's and the o's. 
One day I know I must decide 
My love 
To pack my bags 
But I fear you’ll go 
You’ll go to the bathroom cabinet 
And reach out 
To The Bar- bit- urates 
I want no tedious 
Things on my 
Mind or with 
Your 
Daddy 
So I let it be