Lard
Lard
Lard
You can see it
In the clouds up in the sky
Lard
Floats by in clusters
In our water supply
Lard
It's all of us, man
In our pores and in our hair
Lard's
What we conceal
With these corny clothes we wear
Lard is all
Lard is divine
Lard is control
Lard whips and chains our soul
Lard-We carry credit cards
Lard-We live in fear of art
Lard is the -OM
Lard is revolution
Lard is the tapeworm
In the bottle of cheap tequila
That comes alive at night
And sneaks up
And bites your nipple
Lard
Lard
Nowadays, most of us need someone
To run our personal life
Someone to see that the plants are watered
Someone to make sure the place is clean
Someone to make sure dinner is waiting
Someone to call for theatre tickets
Someone to make up those cheap excuses
What we need is...
Lard
Lard
The answer
The dancer
The ointment
The dream
Absorb it
Inflame it
Respect it
Molest it
Lard
Lard
The country right now just wants to be
Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or
Sacrifice or learn
No one is over the hill
When the mountain comes to Mohammed
Lard
Lard
Lard
We love to eat
We love to pray
Mold over mind
Hooray!
The power of lard
The power of lard
The power of lard
The power of lard
Every time I take a crap
It's a cosmic experience
Religion and chemicals
Are the key to the future
Next time we have sex
Just pretend I'm Ed Meese
The weasels have it down, man
It's a whole new age
Lard
Which would you prefer-
A computer or a gun?
The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know
The power of lard
The power of lard
The power of lard
The power of lard
Pity the poor trainer
In the stable when the race horse farts
Poison oak really is
The aphrodisiac of the Gods
When people are asleep
We must all become alarm clocks
Hey, man
Life is my college
It's Dental Floss of the mind
Who will babysit the babysitters?
Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick
Fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke?
It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia
Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast
Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
Which came first- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford?
Are you a man or are you a mouse?
If you love your fun- Die for it!
Die for it!
The power of lard
The power of lard
The power of lard
The power of lard
Avoid everything
Lard
Lard
You can see it
In the clouds up in the sky
Lard
Floats by in clusters
In our water supply
Lard
It's all of us, man
In our pores and in our hair
Lard's
What we conceal
With these corny clothes we wear
Lard is all
Lard is divine
Lard is control
Lard whips and chains our soul
Lard-We carry credit cards
Lard-We live in fear of art
Lard is the -OM
Lard is revolution
Lard is the tapeworm
In the bottle of cheap tequila
That comes alive at night
And sneaks up
And bites your nipple
Lard
Lard
Nowadays, most of us need someone
To run our personal life
Someone to see that the plants are watered
Someone to make sure the place is clean
Someone to make sure dinner is waiting
Someone to call for theatre tickets
Someone to make up those cheap excuses
What we need is...
Lard
Lard
The answer
The dancer
The ointment
The dream
Absorb it
Inflame it
Respect it
Molest it
Lard
Lard
The country right now just wants to be
Soothed, and told it doesn't have to pay or
Sacrifice or learn
No one is over the hill
When the mountain comes to Mohammed
Lard
Lard
Lard
We love to eat
We love to pray
Mold over mind
Hooray!
The power of lard
The power of lard
The power of lard
The power of lard
Every time I take a crap
It's a cosmic experience
Religion and chemicals
Are the key to the future
Next time we have sex
Just pretend I'm Ed Meese
The weasels have it down, man
It's a whole new age
Lard
Which would you prefer-
A computer or a gun?
The sharks out lived the dinosaurs, you know
The power of lard
The power of lard
The power of lard
The power of lard
Pity the poor trainer
In the stable when the race horse farts
Poison oak really is
The aphrodisiac of the Gods
When people are asleep
We must all become alarm clocks
Hey, man
Life is my college
It's Dental Floss of the mind
Who will babysit the babysitters?
Ever hear about that guy in New York whose dick
Fell off in the bath after he shot it full of coke?
It's OK to run out of butter in Zambia
Just smear squashed caterpillars on your toast
Waiter, there's a terrorist in my soup
Which came first- Max Headroom or Gerald Ford?
Are you a man or are you a mouse?
If you love your fun- Die for it!
Die for it!
The power of lard
The power of lard
The power of lard
The power of lard
Avoid everything