1. The cops are well-groomed,
with Muscled physiques
in Butt Town

Their tan uniforms
are tailored in chic
In Butt Town

Any young black male who walks down the street
Is gonna get stopped by a car full of meat

But the girl with the hair
Flies by in her underwear
She's done nothing so far to deserve that car

X: When you live in Butt Town
Love is a let Down
When you live in Butt Town
you gotta get down

R: But in Butt Town I'm learnin'
In Butt Town I'm earnin'
In Butt Town I'm turnin'
Into my worst nightmare

2. I'm tellin' you,
it's a motley crew
in Butt Town

Monday you're new,
and Friday you're through
In Butt Town

The producer is wily,
and owns what he sells
The talent is eager to go straight to hell

Th tits are amazing,
and everyone's gazing
At some body part-That's the nature of art
in Butt Town

X: When you live...

All over Butt Town
dreams have a show down
All over Butt Town
values are thrown down

R: But in Butt Town...

In Butt Town baby
I'm gonna be a star.
I'm gonna shake my butt far.
Now here we go
I'm gonna shake my butt
Shake my butt, shake my butt
In Butt Town