Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear

I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancin' bear.

Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming
Oh who would think a boy and bear would be well accepted everywhere?
Well it's just amazing how fair people can be.

Seen at the nicest places where well-fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing bear.

They'll love us, won't they? They feed us, don't they?
Oh who would think a boy and bear could be well-accepted everywhere?
Well it's just amazing how fair people can be.

Well who needs money when you're funny?
The big attraction everywhere will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear
Yeah, Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear.