I don’t drive for the money.
I don’t drive for that paycheck.
I don’t do this for the ladies.
I’ve already got their respect.
Please remain seated while the shuttle comes to a
complete stop.
I’ve got their respect…
Ladies and gentlemen, we are now approaching White
Land.

I drive for the speed, whirlwind I’m a tempest.
I’m addicted to the feel of being frictionless.
You can sit in the audience and watch me glide by,
but you’ll never know the feeling I get when I drive!
Never hit the side ‘cause I get electrified
and I’m doing 475 ten inches high in the sky
and there ain’t no other way someone could feel so alive
and they wonder why I drive? I’ll sing again…

I don’t do this for the money.
We hope you enjoyed White Land.
I don’t drive for that paycheck.
Now approaching Mute City.

Thank you again for choosing the F-Zero Shuttle. We
know that you have a choice
for race-day transportation, and we are delighted to