1. Started at the age of four
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door
to find something in a size four

R: Sugar and spice and everything nice
wasn't means for only girls
GI Joe in pantyhose is
making room for the one and only
King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me

2. My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I'm not a real man
Who put the drag in the drag queen
Don't knock it until you tried it on

R: Sugar and spice...

Sugar and spice and everything nice
wasn't made for only girls
GI Joe in pantyhose is
making room for the one and only
King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys
Just wait 'til all the guys
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me