Bb F (3 times)
G C G C
I've got a lady doctor She cure da pain for free
G C Bb F G
I've got a lady doctor Oh there ain't nothing wrong with me.
G C G C
I went in with a heart burn into the surgery
To my surprise two pretty eyes was running up and down me.
Said now be a patient patient stretch right out on that couch
Help yourself to the pills cure your ills
Bb F G
I'm never gonna square it on out.


Well all the cats said go see her it's only just down the road
You go in with pneumonia come out with just a heavy cold
She won't give you no jargon no medical how-do-you-do
Well just get right down under that stethoscope
Baby let that lady mess on with you.

Ain't nothing wrong with
Ain't nothing wrong with me
Bb F Bb F C Bb F G
Ooh ooh ooh ooh lady doctor yeah.