Wayne Gretzky...the only man I'd have sex with
Wayne Gretzky...I'd be intimate with
Wayne Gretzky...I think he's kinda sexy
Wayne Gretzky...I wonder what he looks like naked
I wonder what it would be like to have sex with the great one
I wonder what it would be like to have sex with the league's
leading scorer

Wayne Gretzky...I know he's a married man
But maybe...he'd be attracted to me
Darrin Pfeifer...stupid American boy
Wayne Gretzky...very handsome Canadian man
I wonder what it would be like to have sex with the great one
I wonder what it would be like to have sex with the league's
leading scorer
Wayne Gretzky...I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah