I went to the hospital, asked for a general check
The doctor said yes and started to stick needles into my back
They sucked out all my blood, made me piss into a glass
I was connected to machines for thousands of tests, what a gas

Now I'm still lying in my hospital bed, feeling the pain
And my little flame of life is left standing in the rain
The nurse over me looks like a monster out of the drain
And nobody knows what I've got, so they test me again

Your brain can fool your body
It makes you feel the pain even when you're not ill