Your Cv's impressive
your haircut divine
hey, that milk lasts a year

Starbucks and buttfucks
and women's lib
your taxi is here

Careful
Gentle now
Do not disturb

Global warming
SUVs
Middle east hate

Your space is myspace
That facebook profile
needs an undate

Careful
Gentle now
Do not disturb

Love me, strangle me
Jump from the balcony
Of your penthhouse

Your kid is into amateur porn
Just a click from your
Microsoft optical mouse

Where can aI reach A lGore
This weather is simply a bore

Careful
Gentle now
Do not disturb