You There, with the Hard On!

[Howard:] You, you there with the hard on!
[FZ:] With the hard on the little napkin in the small pocket mirror, would you please rise . . .
[Mark:] Brian Hyland, ladies and gentlemen!
[Howard:] Sit down, Aynsley! Not you
[?:] Shut up!
[FZ:] Ready?
[Mark:] Yes
[FZ:] Quick! Before these people (beware)