At Least I'm Not Like All Those Other Old Guys

I'm twenty-nine years old, still wearing the wallet
chain, like I was twenty-eight. I'm wearing my Vans
right now, so high school kids will think that I can
skate. I've got a degree in science, yet shaking my
fists in defiance.

Anyway, I'm not clich�, I hardly own any ties. I may be
old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.

I'm watching MTV, for fashion tips, so I can say, that I
saw it first. Backwards hat, tattoos, and goatee say I'm
cool, just like Fred Durst.

I pay almost all my bills, I sleep on a futon still.
Anyway, I'm not cliche, I hardly own any ties. I may be
old, but at least I'm not like all those other old guys.

I may be old but at least I'm not like all those other
old guys.