I am a doctor I know what you need
a pelvic sort of examination
there'll be no pain no pain no pain no pain no pain
I am a doctor have a seat
will ya fill out these forms i'll be with you
in a moment a moment a moment a moment a moment
no hope no hope no hope no hope
let's make love I am an engineer
you're doing that all wrong
see those stress points there they'll never hold up
never never never never
no hope let's make love
I am a psychiatrist
tell me your problems
so you hate your mother
tell me your deepest thoughts
I can help you
you can trust me I can help you
you can trust me