Hello hello may I speak to the E?
This is me... is this the doctor M.D.?
Yo P it's kinda early who's there Laverner and Shirley?
Is it Kate and Allie or some other girlie?

Well anyway yo P you know I'm lazy
Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy

Excuse me but I'm sorry E Double
It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble
Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over

Why P?
Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa
What?

Last night I was all alone

Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown
Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you
Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22
Where was I?
I don't know, you wasn't there

Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear

I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow
Shifted out the door to the local disco
Where'd you go, not to that ran down pub

Hell no... I was coolin at a club

It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Molta
Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa
Seen a fly girl, standin next to me

So I slid over to her very non-chalantly
She was DEF, body perfectly fit
She was packin, a 300-E with the kit

i said, "Kitten, how ya doin miss?"
I said, "Hello my name is Parrish"
"Hi, my name is Cris"
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"Yes"
"What will it be?"
"A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante.

By the way is that your Caadillac Allante
parked outside right next to my Monte

car? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it."
Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it

"This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag.
We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad."
We got to my house we walked through the door

Threw on "Night and Day" by
Al. be Sure
She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips
So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips
I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt
Took off the G-strings and the V-neck skirt
Put my eho up here