Your piece of pie,
And your shirt and tie...
What a brilliant young man you turned out to be.
'Cause you don't lie,
You don't cheat,
You don't conceive,
There's no defeat
And you're a better man
Better than me
You walk real proud
At safer speeds
Oh I wanna be your friend
I wanna shine your shoes
You got a master plan
You got a lot to lose