I'm the jewel of the pulpit
Never let it be known
I'm taking extra precautions
Slipping down the middle
For the five hundredth time
I could explode a campus bottle
And make it stop on a dime
Ow ow!

I'm the electric shock elect
A perpetual but
I implacably reject
Sue so so around me
Having stretched out the cue
Oh well I think it's kinda neat
So I fought for it for you
Ow ow!

Elect
Elect