Buy one, get one free
Sleeping around with all my dudes
Playing n64 with my hurricane crew
I'm hungry, I'm parched
Says Whiskey and Nick
We better snag some pies before he throws a fit

Dominoes, Pizza Hut!
Buy one, get one free
Pepperoni, extra cheese
Get me my shit!
I may be a vegetarian
But Lord, I gotta eat
Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp,
Chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp.
Shit!