Now there comes a time
in every man's life,
where decisions have to be made
whether to toil, to labor,
or just plain piss
your days away, away, away!

Got a funny feeling that my times are caught in a jar
madness and insanity have arrived
note to Christ and everyone else, my times are caught in a jar
Satan's grin is baring down on me

Up in the morn', here comes the day,
God knows I hate it this way
When I'm in the casket life
fighting the wife, neglecting the kids
spending time on ridiculous bids
The four walls are closing in

Still got a funny feeling that my times are caught in a jar
madness and insanity have arrived