You, ooh, ooh, ooh
Another hairdo
Mobutu shoes
This Roman nose
You're uglatto
You grin like a star
The grille of a car
Fat Oldsmobilo
A puffed potato
This Roman say:
Ugh-latto
You, a bad tomato
Speak Esperanto
So desperato
And constipato
This Roman nose
You're uglatto
Why do you wiggle
So you make me
Ho-ho
In front of people
You are so
Uglatto
You grin like a star
The grille of a car
Fat Oldsmobilo
A puffed potato
This Roman say:
You're uglatto
You, a bad tomato
Speak Esperanto
So desperato
And constipato
This Roman nose
You're uglatto
Why, oh, do you wiggle
So you make me
Ho-ho
In front of people
You are so
Uglatto