I got a heart, I can't feel
Those pretty fingers could never steel
You've got a lightness in your way
I swear is just politeness these days

Canned laughter can't hide
Our weak impressions of real life
I make some gesture, you cheer
Canned laughter is all I hear

A pretty moon hangs like a light
In some ridiculous lampoon of the sky
And cute little pictures of you and I
Illicit well cued swoons of delight

Canned laughter can't hide
Our weak impressions of real life
I make some gesture, you cheer
Canned laughter is all I hear

Canned laughter is all I hear