If You Knew Susie
like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl!

There's none so classy
as this fair lassie
Oh! Oh!

Holy Moses! What a chassis!
We went riding
she didn't balk
Back from Yonkers
I'm the one that had to walk!

If You Knew Susie
like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl!

She wears long tresses
and nice tight dresses
Oh! Oh!

What a future she posesses.
Out in public
how she can yawn
in a parlor you would think
the war was on.

If You Knew Susie
like I know Susie
Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl!