It ain't love, it ain't money that makes this world turn around
When you hit rock bottom you still may not be on the ground
I can tell you something in case you're walking with a cane
It ain't love, it ain't money, it's the whiskey that eases the pain

Eve told Adam that she had aples for sale
Adam bought the first one and I bought the last one and went to hell
I can tell you something in case you're walking with a cane
It ain't love, it ain't money, it's the whiskey that eases the pain

Well I'll drink doubles and chase my troubles away
And while you're waking up tomorrow I may still be living today
If you need a crutch don't try to walk with a cane
It ain't love, it ain't money, it's the whiskey that eases the pain