Santa Claus won't come tonight
He is never late
The reindeer may have been shot in the skies
Of the USA

For a long time
I have been told lies
Am I dumb? Am I blind?
I am feeling so fine
Oh so fine..

Good news: I won't see your faces
Round the cold turkey
Come back home and hug your neighbours
You have saved the tree

For a long time
I have been told lies
Am I dumb? Am I blind?
I am feeling so fine
Oh so fine..

For a long time
I have been told lies
Am I dumb? Am I blind?
I am feeling so fine

Am I dumb? Am I blind?
I am feeling so fine